067 - A Very Netflix Christmas 2019 [The Knight Before Christmas]

Why suffer crappy holiday movies alone? Suffer them with The Rewinders Podcast! Or, in this case, just Joe. This week's delve into Netflix Holiday movie madness is The Knight Before Christmas. Staring Vanessa Hudgens of The Princess Switch fare (knew she looked familiar!) and Josh Whitehouse apparently from the show Poldark (haven't watched it).

 

It's a movie about a knight vaping himself into the future to learn how to be the best medieval knight ever. Only to get hit by a car - which imbues him with the knowledge how to drive them... and stuff... He bakes a lot of bread... and stuff happens... Then he remembers he has a quest - and even though he says it is important - I don't know how much I'm buying it. Anyway, he save a kid and beats up a slightly older kid and heals an elderly kid, but none of those things fulfill his quest. BUT kissing a lady does - and he vapes back to the past where he instantly wants to return to the future (and another continent). He does - and happily ever after. [I left out all the lady boners - you need some reason to watch I guess]

 

Unlike past years, these riffs will not be super-cut. Sync up the audio track with the sound of the Netflix logo and have a side-by-each riffing experience! hop on your own Sherman Williams and gallop along with me, wont you?